who is she?

on being katiefinger.

[kay-tee-fin-ger] -noun

who is she?

katiefinger is the name of a child. katiefinger the child sits patiently in a baby name book and occasionally wanders out to cause havoc amongst fine upstanding members of society. there is a beautiful side to katiefinger, one which brings joy and light to otherwise mundane lives. there is also a malevolent spiteful side to katiefinger, one which festers in pools of maggots. but we shan't dwell on that.

why is she?

because she can be. has been. and wanted to be again.

what does she want here?

she wants a place to be free, a place to laugh and a place to cry. she wants that which is hers and maybe that which is yours, too. she wants a place to express her limited and somewhat talent-less side.

what does she love?

her blokey, her family, her cat. coke zero, vodka, raspberry jelly. the manics, sigur rós, snow patrol. the seaside, birdsong, sleep. conspiracy theories, dumb jokes, silent laughter.

what does she dislike, intensely?

intolerance; indifference; chav[-ette]'s; crowds; procrastination.

you have ten words. explain katiefinger.

moody; pedantic; sarcastic; witty; gullible; naive; affectionate; intelligent; slow; idealistic.